do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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