god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
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So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
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I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
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