question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
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its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
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Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
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