How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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