Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
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ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
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Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
I party with great urgency now.
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