sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
My feet surprised me
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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