I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
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I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
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Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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