put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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