we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
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...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
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We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
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