I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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