She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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