Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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