i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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