So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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