But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
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someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
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Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
there is glitter all over my balls
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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