once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
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Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
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God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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