I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
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You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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