went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
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You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
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I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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