We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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