physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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