Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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