her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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