have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
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