We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
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i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
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I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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