how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
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