Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
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two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
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You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
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