I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
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Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
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AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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