I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
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I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
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I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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