Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
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