we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
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I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
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I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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