I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
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IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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