It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
he told me I talked like a deaf person
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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