So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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