This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
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