Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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