i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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