Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
this boner is exhausting
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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