It's just like the Real World with babies
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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