She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
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He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
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we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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