Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
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He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
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thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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