dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
