i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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