It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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