can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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