O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Panties = found
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