we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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