Already got asked if we're dating
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
