I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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