Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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