i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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