Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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