I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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