I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
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Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
then he tried to convert me to islam
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
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It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
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