my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
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just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
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We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.