so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
These 19 Teachers Had Very Inappropriate Interactions With Students
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Women Confess 25 Instant Deal-Breakers On A Man’s Dating Profile
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy