i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Barsexuality is the new black.
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things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
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I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
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